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Sep 5, 2019
2:07:03pm

Phasor Contributor

I long for the days when my kids wanted my help and I could solve their problems

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Phasor

Bio page: Phasor
Joined: Jun 16, 2015
Last login: Sep 19, 2024
Total posts: 860 (3 FO)

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One of the worst things about parenthood is cleaning up puke and poop.

eddog

9/5/19 1:20pm

I thought it was Ray Ramano's romance with Lauren Graham. I stopped watching.

reagan21

9/5/19 1:24pm

RE: I thought it was Ray Ramano's romance with Lauren Graham. I stopped

eddog

9/5/19 1:39pm

Woah. A man

TNT

9/5/19 1:42pm

Hey, I can't expect everyone to like my NBC family drama humor.

reagan21

9/5/19 1:45pm

Her character was the worst. Her relationship with Ritter was just as bad.

cougaman

9/5/19 2:08pm

I thought Hattie was the worst on that show.

reagan21

9/5/19 2:11pm

She was gone for half of it, so maybe I just forgot about her

cougaman

9/5/19 2:21pm

Parents who have dealt with drugs and suicide would probably disagree.

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:24pm

RE: Parents who have dealt with drugs and suicide would probably disagree.

durandal

9/5/19 1:25pm

RE: Parents who have dealt with drugs and suicide would probably disagree.

reagan21

9/5/19 1:25pm

Mark Hacking's parents would disagree with you that suicide and drugs are the worst.

CDV

9/5/19 1:29pm

Ted Bundy's parents would disagree that the Hackings had a difficult time

Carnac

9/5/19 1:31pm

Adolf Hitler's mother would poo poo the Bundy's concerns

CDV

9/5/19 1:33pm

Satan’s dad might have had a harder time with his child.

Superman21

9/5/19 1:39pm

He said one of the worst - not the very worst

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:33pm

Don't try to ruin this thread with facts and reason. Totally unwelcome here.

CDV

9/5/19 1:36pm

Can't the exact same response be said to your debbie downer response?

chago04

9/5/19 1:40pm

No. Poop and puke are nowhere close to drug abuse, suicide, serial killers and genocidal dictators.

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:42pm

oh, and wife murderers

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:44pm

RE: No. Poop and puke are nowhere close to drug abuse, suicide, serial killers and genocidal dictators.

chago04

9/5/19 1:51pm

"Let me one-up your story with something way more awful for no good reason"

mik3

9/5/19 2:25pm

I think when you have teenagers and the issues they bring, you will want the

4mack

9/5/19 1:25pm

Am I weird that I think it's kinda cute?

Backcountry

9/5/19 1:28pm

Yeah that's weird.

eddog

9/5/19 1:29pm

Yes.

durandal

9/5/19 1:29pm

RE: Am I weird that I think it's kinda cute?

JOPE

9/5/19 1:31pm

spoken like a man whose HCBW cleans up most of the poo / puke

fulano

9/5/19 1:38pm

To be honest, she does. That doesnt mean I havent.

Backcountry

9/5/19 2:41pm

I like when my kids want to snuggle because they are tired, sick or scared

Superman21

9/5/19 1:40pm

One of the best things about grandparenthood is not cleaning up puke and poop. If something happens - give them to their

Zenoch

9/5/19 1:29pm

I'd surrender everything I have to only be dealing with puke and poo poo.

neboutefan

9/5/19 1:45pm

Do you ever really get all the fecal matter out of carpet?

9/5/19 1:52pm

Luckily, that phase doesn’t last too long, unless you have tons of kids.

chilango

9/5/19 1:53pm

potty training is the bane of parental existence. It rarely is as easy as people

runnincoug

9/5/19 1:53pm

I feel your pain man. My daughter threw up six times last night.

ldssdl

9/5/19 1:54pm

I long for the days when my kids wanted my help and I could solve their problems

Phasor

9/5/19 2:07pm

Imagine being a school janitor.

JAGA97

9/5/19 2:07pm

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