One of the worst things about parenthood is cleaning up puke and poop.

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Sep 5, 2019
1:20:32pm

eddog All-American

One of the worst things about parenthood is cleaning up puke and poop.

My oldest woke me up in the middle of the night because he had puked all over the floor and his bed. I cleaned it up and went back to bed. Then my 2 year old woke me up later this morning to let me know he was poopy. Turns out he had had a blowout in his diaper and had tracked poop all over the house. Took me an hour to clean it all up.

Seriously, I hate all the bodily fluids that are associated with being a parent of little kids. It grosses me out.

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Originally posted on Sep 5, 2019 at 1:20:32pm

Recategorized from Chit Chat to Nothing But Crap by eddog on Sep 5, 2019 at 1:20:56pm

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One of the worst things about parenthood is cleaning up puke and poop.

eddog

9/5/19 1:20pm

I thought it was Ray Ramano's romance with Lauren Graham. I stopped watching.

reagan21

9/5/19 1:24pm

RE: I thought it was Ray Ramano's romance with Lauren Graham. I stopped

eddog

9/5/19 1:39pm

Woah. A man

TNT

9/5/19 1:42pm

Hey, I can't expect everyone to like my NBC family drama humor.

reagan21

9/5/19 1:45pm

Her character was the worst. Her relationship with Ritter was just as bad.

cougaman

9/5/19 2:08pm

I thought Hattie was the worst on that show.

reagan21

9/5/19 2:11pm

She was gone for half of it, so maybe I just forgot about her

cougaman

9/5/19 2:21pm

Parents who have dealt with drugs and suicide would probably disagree.

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:24pm

RE: Parents who have dealt with drugs and suicide would probably disagree.

durandal

9/5/19 1:25pm

RE: Parents who have dealt with drugs and suicide would probably disagree.

reagan21

9/5/19 1:25pm

Mark Hacking's parents would disagree with you that suicide and drugs are the worst.

CDV

9/5/19 1:29pm

Ted Bundy's parents would disagree that the Hackings had a difficult time

Carnac

9/5/19 1:31pm

Adolf Hitler's mother would poo poo the Bundy's concerns

CDV

9/5/19 1:33pm

Satan’s dad might have had a harder time with his child.

Superman21

9/5/19 1:39pm

He said one of the worst - not the very worst

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:33pm

Don't try to ruin this thread with facts and reason. Totally unwelcome here.

CDV

9/5/19 1:36pm

Can't the exact same response be said to your debbie downer response?

chago04

9/5/19 1:40pm

No. Poop and puke are nowhere close to drug abuse, suicide, serial killers and genocidal dictators.

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:42pm

oh, and wife murderers

Sea Chicken

9/5/19 1:44pm

RE: No. Poop and puke are nowhere close to drug abuse, suicide, serial killers and genocidal dictators.

chago04

9/5/19 1:51pm

"Let me one-up your story with something way more awful for no good reason"

mik3

9/5/19 2:25pm

I think when you have teenagers and the issues they bring, you will want the

4mack

9/5/19 1:25pm

Am I weird that I think it's kinda cute?

Backcountry

9/5/19 1:28pm

Yeah that's weird.

eddog

9/5/19 1:29pm

Yes.

durandal

9/5/19 1:29pm

RE: Am I weird that I think it's kinda cute?

JOPE

9/5/19 1:31pm

spoken like a man whose HCBW cleans up most of the poo / puke

fulano

9/5/19 1:38pm

To be honest, she does. That doesnt mean I havent.

Backcountry

9/5/19 2:41pm

I like when my kids want to snuggle because they are tired, sick or scared

Superman21

9/5/19 1:40pm

One of the best things about grandparenthood is not cleaning up puke and poop. If something happens - give them to their

Zenoch

9/5/19 1:29pm

I'd surrender everything I have to only be dealing with puke and poo poo.

neboutefan

9/5/19 1:45pm

Do you ever really get all the fecal matter out of carpet?

9/5/19 1:52pm

Luckily, that phase doesn’t last too long, unless you have tons of kids.

chilango

9/5/19 1:53pm

potty training is the bane of parental existence. It rarely is as easy as people

runnincoug

9/5/19 1:53pm

I feel your pain man. My daughter threw up six times last night.

ldssdl

9/5/19 1:54pm

I long for the days when my kids wanted my help and I could solve their problems

Phasor

9/5/19 2:07pm

Imagine being a school janitor.

JAGA97

9/5/19 2:07pm

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