So that's got to be worth something in the jersey retirement deliberations.
Steve's story: He and Gordon were roommates and were in Sacrament meeting together one Sunday--with Gordon dozing peacefully. Early in the meeting, Steve jostled him awake, saying, "Gordy, wake up; the bishop just asked you to give the closing prayer!" Gordon opened his eyes and saw people looking at him, so he popped up, went to the pulpit and--to the bishop's complete surprise--closed the meeting 20 minutes early.