My own life experience and human anatomy tells me it's not a thing...

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Nov 23, 2024
6:40:54pm

Ezy All-American

no more than magic underwear is a thing

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Ezy

Previous username: Ryan M
Bio page: Ezy
Joined: May 21, 2012
Last login: Nov 23, 2024
Total posts: 2,870 (142 FO)

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Lol a drunk asu fan got in my son’s face and called him a mini-soaker…

coug719

Nov 23, 12:53pm

How old is your son?

Dark Forest Green

Nov 23, 12:54pm

BYUtka

Nov 23, 1:06pm

coug719

Nov 23, 1:11pm

Totally, 100% classless. Sorry.

BleedCougarBlue2

Nov 23, 7:49pm

Hopefully he's looking around for a few teeth right now.

No touching

Nov 23, 12:57pm

Laughed out loud reading this but if I was on

Guoc Coug

Nov 23, 1:03pm

That makes you a Super Soaker

Tesla Coug

Nov 23, 1:06pm

I mean he has at least one child so that seems accurate

gww687

Nov 23, 7:09pm

Saying that to a six year old is disgusting.

Still Open

Nov 23, 1:13pm

Anyone who brings up soaking should be mocked as gullible for falling

Mister P

Nov 23, 1:34pm

Hook, line, and soaker*?

ACrop

Nov 23, 3:06pm

Brilliant response

Ripliancum

Nov 23, 5:26pm

I have a coworker who’s best friend is an exmo and swears on her life she has

ColonelMustard

Nov 23, 5:34pm

Sadly it’s real. But I doubt it’s nearly as common as some act like.

Coug-Ida

Nov 23, 5:49pm

no it's not

Ezy

Nov 23, 5:54pm

yes it is

Coug-Ida

Nov 23, 6:09pm

My own life experience and human anatomy tells me it's not a thing...

Ezy

Nov 23, 6:40pm

Great. But that doesn’t mean it’s not real for some others, sadly.

Coug-Ida

Nov 23, 7:09pm

Agreed. It's a stupid attack but anatomically, it certainly could be done. Sure

BleedCougarBlue2

Nov 23, 7:52pm

It may have happened in the past, but it’s not and has never been “a thing” @BYU

cougarmeister

Nov 23, 9:13pm

Everything is real with millions of people doesn’t mean it represents

johnnybyu

Nov 23, 11:08pm

No such thing as a soaker. Either you have intercourse or you don't. You can have someone else jump on the bed to

Rhino84

12:31am

PS... Intercourse with 18+ partners is not illegal. Underage alchohol, illegal drugs etc are. Let's see which student

Rhino84

12:36am

That would be a fight on sight pal!

NonmormonYfan89

Nov 23, 2:03pm

I get turning the other cheek, but that’s my kid.Call HCBW for bail and ride

Mabuhay Coug

Nov 23, 3:20pm

Yup granted my boy is 1 so the thought just makes me wanna choke someone to death.

NonmormonYfan89

Nov 23, 4:20pm

ASU fans/Big 12 groups, are claiming no kids or fans harassed.My lying eyes

Mabuhay Coug

Nov 23, 9:51pm

Did you do anything about it?

Iman23

Nov 23, 2:30pm

You have more fire than the coaching staff

pegushin

Nov 23, 2:41pm

I would not have been able to hold back. You are much better man than I am.

Mabuhay Coug

Nov 23, 2:41pm

if you didnt knock his teeth out you aren't a man.

NewEraCoug

Nov 23, 4:00pm

Actions, not words, are more likely to...

Rules For Thee

Nov 23, 4:29pm

I’m throwing fists

DavisCoCoug

Nov 23, 4:29pm

So dumb, but sort of funny.

eysikal

Nov 23, 5:18pm

"a drunk ASU fan" narrows it down to about 97% of their fans

AZ Coug

Nov 23, 6:03pm

I think I emphasized this to explain why I didn’t approach the guy.

coug719

Nov 23, 6:06pm

He’d have gotten both hands. As Mike Tyson said,

Resurgens

Nov 23, 7:26pm

I heard a guy say “soakers” to our group as we were walking out too. I’d like to

Polecat

Nov 23, 8:03pm

I had a fan raise his fist at me in the bathroom

Upline

Nov 23, 9:35pm

If people try talking to me in the bathroom I just yell, “That’s GAY!”

NonmormonYfan89

Nov 23, 10:29pm

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