I've never understood the whole "Ute grads pumping your gas" thing.

Jun 13, 2024
2:07:12pm

TheNerd Walk-on

In most places in the USA gas stations are self-serve, meaning that the Ute grads are watching you pump your gas from behind the counter.

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ReddittCFB leaks Utes plan to buy conf naming rights

BamaCoug

Jun 13, 1:50pm

Rumor is they've pooled together $219.73

Mister P

Jun 13, 1:55pm

Which is what this conference would be worth without Utah

CrimsonCardinal

Jun 13, 4:51pm

Yes. Your grammar is on par for the school you attended.

Nakedbootleg

Jun 13, 5:23pm

Top 10%. Probably editor on the Chronicle.

jollaksentie

Jun 13, 5:27pm

Zing!

VenomFarmer

Jun 13, 5:44pm

Sorry, I was pumping gas at the same time.

CrimsonCardinal

Jun 13, 5:50pm

Do you have a pac12 tattoo?

davidmj10

Jun 13, 7:06pm

Leave my dad out of this!

CrimsonCardinal

Jun 13, 7:07pm

I heard it was around 80k

ColonelMustard

Jun 13, 6:18pm

Paid for by their perpetual motion patent built on their cold fusion technology.

jollaksentie

Jun 13, 1:56pm

Asking for tips after pumping your gas.

kimdaddy35

Jun 13, 1:57pm

I've never understood the whole "Ute grads pumping your gas" thing.

TheNerd

Jun 13, 2:07pm

In 1993 some places still would pump it for you. Link to background on the quote

BluesBrother

Jun 13, 2:13pm

I've heard the background, was just another jab at the Utes.

TheNerd

Jun 13, 2:17pm

Who cares. It’s funny.

Natedog916

Jun 13, 2:17pm

It seems you and UtahFootballGM are the only ones who didn't like my comment.

TheNerd

Jun 15, 11:34am

Multiple times I have asked Ute fans to pump my gas for a $1 tip and they do it.

Jeremy

Jun 13, 2:25pm

Most Utes moving to New Jersey, the only State where gas stations are required by law to offer full-service gas pumping.

roseyscenario

Jun 13, 3:35pm

Ute fans..

JohnnyComeLately

Jun 13, 2:26pm

Lots of extra shifts getting picked up at 7-Eleven and the Vape Shop.

WalkandBalk

Jun 13, 3:26pm

That is awesome! The anti-Utah crowd is pretty small, online...but Utah being the villain

TFL

Jun 13, 2:14pm

you actually think the PAC 12 was good the last two decades? They haven't had a

slccoug

Jun 13, 2:28pm

Weird, The PAC played for 2 national championships compared to the big 12's 1

The Toolman

Jun 13, 2:34pm

And the utes didn't play in either one of them. There were those two Rose Bowl

Buster Scruggs

Jun 13, 3:41pm

I do. Both Oregon and USC would've been in the CFP had Utah not upset them. No other conference has that dynamic

TFL

Jun 13, 2:45pm

Neither of which was worthy of it if you look at their seasons and next game

BYU '80

Jun 13, 3:10pm

Nah...no one cares about bowl outcomes in this era. It's an exhibition game outside the CFP. What's weird

TFL

Jun 13, 4:53pm

BYU has been better in bowls than Utah of late

BYU '80

Jun 13, 5:36pm

Yep...when they stopped counting. Utah used to make the bowls a statement opportunity. Now the concern

TFL

Jun 13, 5:41pm

you can try to argue all you want but sag Aaron shows that the

BYU '80

Jun 13, 5:37pm

The fact that you so easily won so many games in the PAC but couldn’t win games

ColonelMustard

Jun 13, 6:21pm

I disagree. Utah had the best OOC record in the country then would struggle late in the season

TFL

Jun 14, 1:59pm

Rising being hurt excuse... check. No mention of Ohio st. starters out... check

Atmospheric_Cougar

Jun 14, 2:09pm

BC it doesn't matter. It's the optics. A RB playing CB against Njibia and the "backup" Marvin Harrison with Stroud

TFL

Jun 14, 2:56pm

^^^Great example of my point in paragraph 2.

Atmospheric_Cougar

Jun 14, 8:48pm

You realize most of Ohio State starters were out because they didn’t want to

slccoug

Jun 14, 9:39pm

Throttled? lol. Hey, whatever happened to those backups Stroud, Njibia, Harrison Jr, lol

TFL

Jun 14, 11:19pm

You literally called them equal teams… you see now how silly that sounds?

Atmospheric_Cougar

Jun 15, 7:30am

You like to mention 3 backups for OSU, but there’s 11 players on offense and 11

slccoug

Jun 15, 10:39am

The B12 is more difficult on average...

WVU_Prof

Jun 13, 4:21pm

To restate your argument...Utah has won a lot of gimmes...and the schools that came with them will improve

TFL

Jun 13, 5:09pm

How was Utah’s out of conference record while they were beating up those

thirdgencoug

Jun 13, 5:16pm

How was the entire PAC12’s OoC record in the last several years?

thirdgencoug

Jun 13, 5:18pm

I'm not sure what you mean. Pac-12 Utah has one of the best OOC records in the country. Utes are

TFL

Jun 13, 5:31pm

Not against p5s

BYU '80

Jun 13, 5:38pm

Too obsess-ive over a minor data point. So few of those had a healthy QB1 from start to finish. They're not the

TFL

Jun 13, 5:43pm

Utah is 31% vs P5 .500 teams. Losing records currently to Ore /UW

Bobmarleyjr

Jun 13, 6:10pm

Ok. But over what time frame? When? What you're looking for is predictive value that could translate to a 2024 schedule

TFL

Jun 13, 8:17pm

This is during the PAC. Utah has struggled out of conference

Bobmarleyjr

Jun 14, 9:12am

No they don’t. In addition to that they have one of worst bowl records in the

slccoug

Jun 13, 5:39pm

Who does? Utes have the best win % of any P5 in the country.

TFL

Jun 13, 5:44pm

We’re talking Pac 12 as a conference

slccoug

Jun 13, 5:53pm

PAC12 has been severely down for the most part over the last 4-6 years. They

davidmj10

Jun 13, 7:16pm

Playing against better competition, on average, will tend to increase losses

WVU_Prof

Jun 13, 5:45pm

I like the dialogue. Perhaps you may consider a few counter points. First, the Big 12 "hatred" of Utah is just a handful

TFL

Jun 13, 8:11pm

I live in WV and teach at WVU...the hate for Utah is not just on twitter.

WVU_Prof

Jun 14, 5:02am

TFL magically knows that most BIG12 fans love Utah. His source = just trust him.

Atmospheric_Cougar

Jun 14, 8:33am

And how do you know how big or small the the anti-Utah crowd is? And have you

Atmospheric_Cougar

Jun 13, 4:33pm

It's small. You saw that with the awkward signature to cancel Utah push. That was mostly BYU guys...lol. But to be real

TFL

Jun 13, 5:11pm

Go it, so you have no idea how big it is. Thanks for sharing your feelings.

Atmospheric_Cougar

Jun 13, 6:52pm

Word is they came up a few thousand short because they preemptively bought a

cougaman

Jun 13, 2:26pm

This would be more believable if it was something that allowed them to...

Eddie

Jun 13, 2:41pm

UtahFootballGM didn't dislike your post...think we found an investor.

TheLoneCougar

Jun 13, 3:40pm

He liked the post. He thinks it's a good idea. You may be right.

TheNerd

Jun 13, 3:45pm

Best response

Bobmarleyjr

Jun 13, 5:17pm

Some probably want to rename it PAC 12 so they don’t have to remove tattoos

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