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Dec 14, 2021
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ColonelMustard

Previous username: ColonelMustard7
Bio page: ColonelMustard
Joined: Jan 8, 2012
Last login: Sep 27, 2024
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Here are the screenshots of the alleged bolt in the Built Bar.

immacougar

12/14/21 12:18pm

I’m going to go ahead and say I don’t believe him…what a tool.

Graystation

12/14/21 12:20pm

I see what you did there

ColonelMustard

12/14/21 2:35pm

So I'm supposed to believe it was in there, just like that, and he didn't

Courtimedes

12/14/21 12:22pm

I know a lot of manufacturers of packaged food products run them through

jre85

12/14/21 1:10pm

I know the company that blends the base and then sends it to Built

Crewblue

12/14/21 3:05pm

I don't know- would a large metal bolt like that change the weight at all?

Courtimedes

12/14/21 3:49pm

This expains Boney's tweet today

BYU Grounds

12/14/21 3:59pm

This is true. I’m in packaging and it’s common to go through metal detectors

jpal1397

12/14/21 5:01pm

I was involved with a case where a manufacturer actually could trace when

Bobmarleyjr

12/14/21 11:33pm

He is a liar. Hope this doofus never stops getting reamed for this.

Backcountry

12/14/21 12:22pm

Amazing how clean that bolt is while not falling out. It's held on by 2mm of

Spine

12/14/21 12:23pm

Yep, that bolt would be in his mouth, not hanging by a thread in the bar.

FootBackwards

12/14/21 12:25pm

Yep...if it were inside the bar the grooves would have more on it

WJCougar

12/14/21 12:25pm

Also, what are the odds that it would be parallel to the long axis of the bar,

Abe Froman

12/14/21 12:31pm

Exactly right. If it fell into the batter from a machine malfunction

Iman23

12/14/21 12:37pm

About 1/360^2

shimmy

12/14/21 3:17pm

I think it is closer to 2/360^2 due to symmetry.

Zoobieman

12/14/21 4:01pm

you got me.

shimmy

12/14/21 4:19pm

This is the smoking gun.

BluebloodOR

12/14/21 1:22pm

Completely possible to take a huge bite, break a tooth, then cleanly nibble

Preppy

12/14/21 3:37pm

Built should sue

1984coug

12/14/21 12:23pm

I would happily take that case.

byulover

12/14/21 12:26pm

Me too. Hope they call me. Easy defamation case.

ratherberoping

12/14/21 12:42pm

There is no easy defamation case, in my experience. Damages, if nothing else,

HenderCoug

12/14/21 2:51pm

True, but if you can get to slander per se, damages are inferred

ratherberoping

12/14/21 2:58pm

Libel per se. also isn’t there a trademark disparagement claim?

Bobmarleyjr

12/14/21 11:24pm

Not sure. I've litigated normal defamation, but not trademark stuff.

ratherberoping

12/14/21 11:58pm

Might be easy to win, but not worth the time. Do you really think he has money?

TailgateU

12/14/21 3:34pm

Absolutely not, but it might deter future similar conduct

ratherberoping

12/14/21 4:53pm

If Built doesn’t sue, other sociopathic yewts could target any NIL affiliations

vegas guey

12/14/21 12:28pm

ha ha his twitter is now private, he's gonna get sued or at least a cease and

BYU Grounds

12/14/21 3:57pm

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CougarBored1001

12/14/21 4:09pm

RE: Here are the screenshots of the alleged bolt in the Built Bar.

TheLost

12/14/21 12:24pm

Leave the McKensie Brothers out of this.

CBaass

12/14/21 12:29pm

3rd time is the charm?

BYULAWGUY

12/14/21 4:02pm

“The psychological damage is real.” Lol.

k-ace

12/14/21 12:27pm

He certainly is damaged

Backcountry

12/14/21 12:33pm

Seems like a good time to mention that he’s a fan of a university that built a

Abe Froman

12/14/21 12:37pm

So the bolt stuck in like that?! After pulling away the other half?

stenso

12/14/21 12:29pm

I mean, if this were true, wouldn't there be more than just one incident?

coug719

12/14/21 12:29pm

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Buffalo

12/14/21 12:31pm

Wait, is that true?

Jeremy

12/14/21 12:33pm

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Buffalo

12/14/21 12:34pm

Can't blame him, Utah has no NIL deals to even complain about 🙂

morningcalmcougar

12/15/21 6:30am

Check out for yourself (link)

TheHop

12/14/21 3:57pm

And going public with the details the day before signing day... Hmmm.....

Ungoy

12/14/21 12:34pm

So this genius is a Weber State grad who works at University Credit Union

NOCAL_YFAN

12/14/21 12:34pm

Poor Ute. After delivering all those pizzas, he got desperate and here we are with his tweet

Honor Code

12/14/21 1:56pm

Most of the biggest Ute fans I know never went there or graduated college

Bobmarleyjr

12/14/21 11:28pm

For the rest of my life, every time I eat a Built bar, I’m going to imagine

k-ace

12/14/21 12:36pm

Wow I know that guy. I would not expect him to fake something like this. 🤷‍♂️

Cougzilla

12/14/21 12:39pm

You are to him and run 26 is to the max hall shirt guy

Ojiisan

12/14/21 12:47pm

I don't get the reference.

Cougzilla

12/14/21 1:59pm

Here ya go

Yllage Vidiot

12/15/21 1:24pm

Ah, ok thanks.

Cougzilla

12/15/21 1:39pm

I'd believe it much more if the bolt were not attached to the bar

Carnac

12/14/21 12:39pm

At the very least, Built Bar should make him post an apology

BYU-Laie

12/14/21 1:52pm

Amazing how it's almost exactly in the center of the bar.

John Doe

12/14/21 12:40pm

Amazing how perfectly it's just sticking out there straight like that, nothing below or to the sides of it.

zonacougar

12/14/21 12:40pm

Dude is such a victim. Doesn't mean their whole product is bad or sucks.

Adwight

12/14/21 12:40pm

Lol, it's clearly not true. Don't give this moron the benefit of the doubt like that.

Pimpin4Paradise

12/14/21 12:42pm

No way this is true. Those pictures pretty much prove it.

stenso

12/14/21 12:45pm

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CougarBored1001

12/14/21 12:46pm

Why did he put that bar back in the box for the second picture?

rad dawg

12/14/21 12:56pm

And clearly he likes Built Bars if he keeps a whole box of them at work!

coug719

12/14/21 12:58pm

What a load of ......

StarMan

12/14/21 12:59pm

He didn’t sign the waiver because he just wants to put this behind him…..LOL

kotacoug

12/14/21 1:00pm

Let me guess, he is a utah fan.

Tuskaloosa Cougar

12/14/21 1:00pm

Looks like Andrew needs to be served with papers! What an idiot!

Kilgruman

12/14/21 1:03pm

Boney also found something in his Built Bar

slatecoug

12/14/21 1:07pm

So hold on... he says a couple of months ago he took a bite out of the bar and felt something hard...

Coug

12/14/21 1:07pm

It also just looks like he sucked on it too.

DazeofBlue

12/14/21 1:15pm

His story isn't that he spit it out. After feeling something hard, he took the

StantonMac

12/14/21 1:16pm

He must have licked the bolt clean as well. I would have expected a lot more of

thewaterboy

12/14/21 1:21pm

Why did Jussie put the cord (I'm sorry, that wasn't rope) back around his neck?

EtTuKalante

12/14/21 1:39pm

Its the magic bolt theory. Unless you are one of those 2 bolts weirdos

darkcoug

12/14/21 1:49pm

I’m a hack. Thought this same thing

ColonelMustard

12/14/21 2:38pm

Kind of dumb of him... but he is a yewt, so that goes without saying.

DrYfire

12/14/21 1:27pm

Rather denigrating him, we should thank him for supporting BYU athletes...

lbmango

12/14/21 1:28pm

I'm gonna go buy a case of Built Bars now! This guy is a tool!

Desert Rat

12/14/21 1:40pm

There are so many nuggets in here. “I never thought this would happen to me.”

k-ace

12/14/21 1:46pm

He must have been inspired by Jussie Smollett.

Yllage Vidiot

12/15/21 1:26pm

I love the images. Pretend for one second that this is real.

darkcoug

12/14/21 1:47pm

Open wrapper, break some bar off, insert bolt, cry that your bar had a bolt…

BulldogCoug79

12/14/21 2:09pm

This is a total load of crap

HiLife

12/14/21 2:10pm

Is "The Psychological Damage is Real" already taken as a CB username?

BYU28_Miami21

12/14/21 2:18pm

I think it’s too many letters to have as a username.

BuiltBarBolt

12/14/21 7:09pm

You are the bolt, after all.

sakar12

12/14/21 7:22pm

No way the bolt would be in that position. It would've fallen out.

Hill4Heisman

12/14/21 2:24pm

So he pulled it out of his mouth but it’s still on the bar in the picture?

ColonelMustard

12/14/21 2:35pm

I know that when I bite into something weird, instead of picking or pulling it

BYU-Ite

12/14/21 2:38pm

I have a family full of dentists and they all said that its extraordinary that

AltTabbins

12/14/21 2:52pm

Because he didn't actually chip a tooth or write Built Bar

Carnac

12/14/21 3:06pm

This guy had to buy a box to pull this stunt - if nothing else, there's that!

ThomasQKelly

12/14/21 2:59pm

Can built bar sue the guy for defamation?

SoValleyCOUG

12/14/21 3:00pm

And Schrute fans continue to perpetuate the stereotypes. Such a group of clowns.

Sock Gnome

12/14/21 3:02pm

Liar, liar.

lightmann

12/14/21 3:19pm

Pants on fire

ColonelMustard

12/14/21 7:00pm

RE: Here are the screenshots of the alleged bolt in the Built Bar.

imdocrob

12/14/21 3:21pm

THAT is one solid bar! He should bronze that baby!

OldFogey

12/14/21 3:32pm

Metal Detector

BillyGoat

12/14/21 3:40pm

All I can say is, this guy better hope its real or he stands to lose everything

Coug Dude

12/14/21 4:02pm

Is he saying all his coworkers were just standing there watching him eat a built

Bluedarts

12/14/21 4:20pm

Security cameras too

Carnac

12/14/21 4:28pm

He probably walked into the breakroom, "Hey guys, watch this!"

BYU28_Miami21

12/14/21 5:31pm

Um...there are no teeth marks. Just saying.

thecthdox

12/14/21 4:26pm

“The psychological damage is real”? Haha. This guy must live such a hard life.

zerome4sooners

12/14/21 4:36pm

Looking at pictures of him, I bet he still finished off the case.

AltTabbins

12/14/21 5:37pm

This post reminds me of the Netflix documentary “Don’t *mess* With Cats” hahaha

The_Cuss

12/14/21 4:43pm

Utey fans are like the Washington Generals, EASY.

delete_king

12/14/21 5:35pm

Someone should send the pictures to KSL. Lets see where this goes.

AltTabbins

12/14/21 5:39pm

GREAT idea!

The_Cuss

12/14/21 5:57pm

If you bite into that bar with that bolt you don’t get a clean cut along the sides. Teeth go in about 3mm and stop.

Blue2thebone

12/14/21 10:22pm

“The psychological damage is real.” So traumatizing I’m sure. Can’t even take

timponyloco

12/15/21 4:38am

Geez, hope he doesn't bite into the TA Hammer Burger!! Would need dentures!!

morningcalmcougar

12/15/21 6:29am

Psychological damage?

DCCougFan

12/15/21 6:54am

What's most amazing is how he was able to take such a bite

Michicoug

12/15/21 7:29am

Dude licked that bolt like a lollipop before he took those picture, if he's

Six Foot Seven

12/15/21 8:39am

Speaking for the dentists on the board. Also anyone involved in forensics...

tony

12/15/21 3:14pm

This is definitely fake.

CentralCoastUte

12/15/21 6:39pm

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