CB’ers: “I hate HOAs.” Also CB’ers: “Of course we bought our home in an HOA, it’s nicer.”

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Jul 19, 2024
7:52:52pm

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Joe Banks

Previous username: Paco
Bio page: Joe Banks
Joined: Feb 7, 2002
Last login: Nov 7, 2024
Total posts: 19,460 (49 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Going over my HOA's head is a feeling of pure Nirvana

Mr. Rumsfield

Jul 19, 11:03am

We fought a war in heaven to not have things like HOAs

Indy Coug

Jul 19, 11:05am

The people put themselves back into that prison

stoils

Jul 19, 11:07am

They are the devil's work

Mitty

Jul 19, 11:07am

Bureaucracies are one of Satan's favorites.

BlueFever

Jul 19, 11:11am

CB’ers: “I hate HOAs.” Also CB’ers: “Of course we bought our home in an HOA, it’s nicer.”

Joe Banks

Jul 19, 7:52pm

Perhaps the greatest commentary ever on this subject. Thanks Larry the Tomato

Nakedbootleg

Jul 20, 12:22am

40%>33.333%

Q-grr

Jul 20, 4:35pm

I wouldn't be celebrating to loudly

BYU Fan

Jul 19, 11:07am

They probably have spies here on CB

BigTex

Jul 19, 11:09am

HOA Board Members, CB Moderators. Tread lightly;)

CougGolf

Jul 19, 11:15am

He just needs to thank them and let them know that they've already served

BlueFever

Jul 19, 11:13am

Those Karens are prob thinking about Rumsfield's electrical box right now...

figonaccio

Jul 19, 3:01pm

Team Chaos

Jul 19, 11:09am

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WaffleCheese

Jul 19, 1:15pm

I once spoke with an HOA chairman that said she felt terrible kicking a women

RJCOD

Jul 19, 11:11am

Essentially the HOA owns the property and you're just renting from them.

Mises

Jul 19, 11:14am

By that definition the only way you can "own" your property is to secede and become a sovereign nation

Bobber

Jul 19, 7:07pm

Did you "choose" to be be subject to a government?

Mises

Jul 19, 8:19pm

Consent is implied by failing to defy the powers that be

Bobber

Jul 19, 10:42pm

That's ridiculous. If you *do* defy them, you find yourself behind bars.

Mises

Jul 20, 9:15am

Feel free to move to the middle of nowhere

stoils

Jul 20, 11:03am

Un/Fortunately, it’s not ridiculous.

Nittany Cougar

Jul 20, 7:15pm

But we did choose, of our ancestors did anyway. They can’t ask every newborn

ColonelMustard

Jul 20, 2:41pm

She was just following orders.

IceCreamButt

Jul 19, 11:16am

If the HOA maintains amenities and landscaping that the whole neighborhood

Skeptical Optimist

Jul 19, 11:28am

Let me guess you’re on your HOA committee.

RJCOD

Jul 19, 11:43am

I am on an HOA board. I've worked hard to remove stupid things like inspections,

Skeptical Optimist

Jul 19, 12:13pm

It sounds like you’re one of the good HOA councilors. I would ask to figure out

RJCOD

Jul 19, 12:18pm

They won't respond to any communication

Skeptical Optimist

Jul 19, 1:21pm

The only thing worse than the HOA are the idiots who buy homes with an HOA and

Junior Deputy

Jul 19, 3:30pm

My brother is in a similar situation as you. He’s the head of the board, but

Powerbait DPM

Jul 20, 7:25am

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy fighting fascists so his

IceCreamButt

Jul 19, 11:13am

I can't for the life of me figure out why the HOA would care about a mechanical

Skeptical Optimist

Jul 19, 11:26am

Ultimately...a HOA is there to make the honest homeowners comply with their

BlueKarma

Jul 19, 12:12pm

There are certain parallels to ecclesiastical endorsements.

Joe Banks

Jul 19, 12:16pm

Hope you like the injunction they'll slap on you.

Big McLargeHuge

Jul 19, 1:00pm

You did not go over them, you went around them. They can still get you. If I

rcbyufan

Jul 19, 1:13pm

Just bought a house in December. My search filter is always NO HOA. No exception

WaffleCheese

Jul 19, 1:15pm

I would live in my car before I lived in an HOA

BYUBuckeyeGoCougs

Jul 19, 1:42pm

I would live in your car before I live in an HOA.

WaffleCheese

Jul 19, 2:09pm

I found the best solution for HOAs. I'm building out in the county.

TailgateU

Jul 19, 5:40pm

People who hold so tight to arbitrary rules fascinate me.

EDthoracotomy

Jul 20, 12:57pm

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