It’s not because my team lost, I just don’t like Capt. Pfizer and his smugness.

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Feb 12, 2024
7:43:52am

Helm Hammerhand All-American

Guy is a complete tool. So is his gf.

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Helm Hammerhand

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Last login: Sep 7, 2024
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Time

Lost all respect for Kelce. You don’t body check your 65-year-old hall of fame coach almost knocking him to the ground

Blue2thebone All-American

Feb 11, 10:00pm

I agree.

Garn

Feb 11, 10:01pm

On replay it wasn't nearly that bad, and Reid said Kelce apologized to him later in the game. If Reid can let it go,

jacobugath

Feb 11, 10:01pm

Because we hate him, next question

runitup590

Feb 11, 10:02pm

They can’t let it go cuz their team lost

WDaddy

Feb 11, 10:04pm

It’s not because my team lost, I just don’t like Capt. Pfizer and his smugness.

Helm Hammerhand

Feb 12, 7:43am

What has Taylor Swift done that makes her a tool?

scootsy

Feb 12, 8:02am

Several things in my opinion. As a conservative father who believes that the

Helm Hammerhand

Feb 12, 8:14am

You don't like her because she is a famous liberal. Are you aware that liberals are capable of being good people

jacobugath

Feb 12, 8:19am

Yes

Helm Hammerhand

Feb 12, 8:28am

I like that my daughter can listen to her music and not hear cuss words and

boctabulous

Feb 12, 9:25am

RE: I like that my daughter can listen to her music and not hear cuss words and

jacobugath

Feb 12, 9:29am

This

byugrad+fan

Feb 12, 10:23am

I have no problem with her music, other than it’s not my style. It’s her

Helm Hammerhand

Feb 12, 11:13am

I guess you haven’t listened to her songs that have the F word in it and other cuss words but yes, I get your point…

Blue2thebone

Feb 12, 11:35am

Or the ones that are definitively sexually suggestive or full of innuendo

CameronG

Feb 12, 11:51am

I had no reason to like Taylor Swift until I read your comments. Now I am a fan

Utefaninenemyland

Feb 12, 9:32am

Wow you’re anti Christ and so blatantly proud of it. Very weird times.

Blue2thebone

Feb 12, 11:38am

That is quite the stretch. My comment was pretty benign to elicit that kind of

Utefaninenemyland

Feb 12, 4:55pm

Well, now you have bad taste in music along with bad

Helm Hammerhand

Feb 12, 1:42pm

"A tool for the cancer that is liberalism"??

byugrad+fan

Feb 12, 10:24am

Get some years behind you, you might change

Helm Hammerhand

Feb 12, 11:02am

I’m 55, how much older do I need to get to think supporting an autocratic con

Utefaninenemyland

Feb 13, 1:08pm

Some people are slower than others. You might just need a little more

Helm Hammerhand

Feb 13, 4:51pm

It's telling that you immediately go to his vaccine endorsements, not his Campbell's soup ads or the like

krindorr

Feb 12, 4:18pm

I’m an Andy fan. I wanted the Chiefs to win, and I’ve liked Kelce and am a TSwift fan. Lost respect for Kelce.

Blue2thebone

Feb 12, 1:05pm

I've got no problem w/ letting it go, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Chiefs make his next check a little lighter.

Spiff

Feb 11, 10:04pm

Because Kelce is in the limelight and deep down we are all looking for a reason

Kdubb

Feb 11, 10:04pm

He doesn’t make it hard to hate.

Samsonite

Feb 11, 10:05pm

No it’s the opposite, he’s looked up to… we hope he’d be up to that status

Pretorian

Feb 12, 6:36am

Do you actually think that him apologizing is some type of great accomplishment?? like what else would he do? Seriously

Blue2thebone

Feb 11, 10:07pm

Kelce seems like a bit of a clown, but you're talking crazy on this

Digital Gangsta

Feb 11, 10:10pm

Crazy to say it’s unacceptable and that I lost respect for a guy that I have had respect for up until that moment. Nah

Blue2thebone

Feb 11, 10:13pm

What if a student did this to a teacher? Like honestly, we wonder why there is

777

Feb 11, 10:07pm

I get where you’re going, but to be fair sports and the setting is just very

brazilcoug

Feb 11, 10:09pm

It's not different. That's why there is a coach and not just players.

777

Feb 11, 10:10pm

So you’ve never been emotional and done something you regret?

brazilcoug

Feb 11, 10:13pm

No, I've never put my hands on a coach or yelled at them or shoved a 65 year old

777

Feb 11, 10:17pm

Um, Andy Reid got over it within minutes, why can’t you?

brazilcoug

Feb 11, 10:26pm

It doesn't matter what Andy thinks. If my senior citizen neighbor is getting

777

Feb 11, 10:31pm

You do you. Keep beating your drum. Forgiveness fixes everything.

brazilcoug

Feb 11, 10:33pm

Forgiveness doesn’t mean forget. We can still discuss it

ColonelMustard

Feb 11, 10:35pm

<< Deleted >>

Coug-Ida

Feb 11, 10:40pm

Forgiveness doesn’t mean that there aren’t still consequences to poor choices.

Coug-Ida

Feb 11, 10:42pm

Of course Reid is over it, he has no reason not to. If they didn't win the SB

johnnybyu

Feb 11, 10:53pm

So I guess it's okay if he punches Taylor Swift during an argument, right?

CameronG

Feb 12, 9:40am

That doesn’t change the fact that kids saw and learned from it

Pretorian

Feb 12, 6:36am

So it's ok to yell at and/or physically abuse your coach (or by extension

WabiSabi

Feb 12, 9:34am

<< Deleted >>

WabiSabi

Feb 12, 9:37am

<< Deleted >>

WabiSabi

Feb 12, 9:40am

What if an intern did it to a US Senator?

Gustav

Feb 11, 10:12pm

Glad to hear he owned it.

KCFan85

Feb 11, 10:11pm

Kids at home learning how to treat their coaches:

It's A Bowling Ball

Feb 11, 10:11pm

Sad but 100% true

Pretorian

Feb 12, 6:35am

Yep, kids learning as long as I'm a star I can get away with anything

CameronG

Feb 12, 9:32am

Of course Reid is going to let it go. They just won the SB and he is the best TE

johnnybyu

Feb 11, 10:52pm

Because we thought him better than that… not that we can’t forgive, not that he

Pretorian

Feb 12, 6:33am

Just because Coach was classy about it doesn’t change how classless it was

Pretorian

Feb 12, 6:34am

Yes, it's completely acceptable and normal for a 34 year old man to shove his 65

CameronG

Feb 12, 9:31am

CB will forever be deeply offended by Utah’s onside kick against WY

CrimsonCardinal

Feb 12, 11:55am

RE: On replay it wasn't nearly that bad, and Reid said Kelce apologized to him

Stripes56

Feb 12, 4:03pm

Definitely out of line but not unforgivable. “He who hath no sin…”

brazilcoug

Feb 11, 10:02pm

Andy found it in his heart to forgive Kelce. Hope I can do the same.

shimmy

Feb 11, 10:04pm

Hmmmm… Reid is a professional who is managing a staff at the highest level.

stenso

Feb 11, 10:15pm

Roid rage.

AltTabbins

Feb 11, 10:05pm

No excuse. My hemorrhoids have never made me THAT angry.

CornfedCougar

Feb 11, 10:12pm

Alright fellas, this is the new one to beat! Who wants to give it a shot?

DieHarder

Feb 11, 10:06pm

Not roids. More like stimulant rage or cocaine type rage.

ToasterChive

Feb 11, 10:10pm

pfizer boy was experiencing vax rage, ha

Das_Countach

Feb 11, 10:57pm

Has been doing the "tough guy impress the pretty girl" act all year- he's a tool

J. Walter Weatherman

Feb 11, 10:22pm

He's been like this his whole career

Elrond Hubbard

Feb 12, 8:33am

Body check? Looks like the softness of the NBA has creeped into CB posts as well.

WDaddy

Feb 11, 10:30pm

RE: Lost all respect for Kelce. You don’t body check your 65-year-old hall of fame coach almost knocking him to the

krindorr

Feb 11, 11:03pm

I guess I get people who are trying to say it's no big deal, but that was one of

porl thompson

Feb 11, 11:10pm

Andy Reid did the same thing to Kelce a month ago against the Raiders:

OnEMoReTrY

Feb 12, 1:20am

Oh wow. Can’t believe Andy Reid would assault Kelce like that. Time for someone to lose all respect for him.

WDaddy

Feb 12, 5:59am

Not close to a body check and you clearly have never played competitive sports

byubrian

Feb 11, 11:37pm

Wow, what a surprise you find something to be negative about...

TheLoneCougar

Feb 11, 11:39pm

A couple dozen POTD and 60-10 likes vs eye roll. I guess I’m the one not surprised you found something the personally

Blue2thebone

Feb 12, 12:20am

Congrats, you got POTD and likes from all the Chiefs haters. <applause />

jacobugath

Feb 12, 6:54am

I'm sorry, did I hurt your feels? I guess I did if you consider that a "personal attack", haha.

TheLoneCougar

Feb 12, 10:31am

He's trash and full of himself. Now wears a sequin suit, that was impressive.

Rocketman

Feb 12, 7:30am

AJ Brown...you're probably right:

Mobettah

Feb 12, 8:46am

If Andy Reid can laugh it off, you can, too.

WaybackCougar

Feb 12, 8:49am

Sir, this is Cougarboard. We’re not here to laugh things off, we’re here to feed each others’ outrage.

spinner

Feb 12, 10:10am

Travis Kelce was way out of line. It's not about hating Kelce.

DawgHaus

Feb 12, 10:51am

Disagree on #5

CameronG

Feb 12, 11:00am

Absolutely Andy Reid, or any head coach has the authority to discipline.

DawgHaus

Feb 12, 1:09pm

IMO the moment for discipline is gone

CameronG

Feb 12, 1:58pm

No. Andy had a game to win. Now management lightens Kelce's wallet.

DawgHaus

Feb 12, 9:24pm

Fining him 10K isn't really a punishment compared to being benched in the Super

CameronG

Feb 13, 12:03pm

Meh. Emotions sometimes flair

shakarocks

Feb 12, 1:33pm

RE: Meh. Emotions sometimes flair

Blue2thebone

Feb 12, 1:39pm

I've heard the same thing said about domestic violence

CameronG

Feb 12, 2:03pm

Logic Fail: False Equivalence

shakarocks

Feb 12, 2:07pm

No actually it's not

CameronG

Feb 12, 2:21pm

You did it again

shakarocks

Feb 12, 2:35pm

I'm sorry is the sideline not part of Kelce's and Reid's workplace?

CameronG

Feb 12, 2:43pm

Not in a conventional sense which is why you're on logic fail strike two.

shakarocks

Feb 12, 2:59pm

You're right, let's just excuse all athlete behavior because it definitely

CameronG

Feb 12, 3:19pm

In most cases it gets left on the field.

shakarocks

Feb 12, 3:49pm

Run Taylor, Run! Run, Swiftly!! Get out while you still can!!!

King of Y

Feb 12, 12:49pm

it's the Roids

mindzeYe

Feb 12, 1:05pm

Very competitive and got caught up in the game

pappabear246

Feb 12, 1:10pm

Ok, so if I'm frustrated I can do the same thing to any grandpa on the street?

LateToTheGame

Feb 12, 2:02pm

Yeah let's see how things work out for the average 34 year old man getting

CameronG

Feb 12, 2:24pm

You do it to this grandpa you might

pappabear246

Feb 12, 3:33pm

Kelce is not a good blocking TE and therefore has no ground to stand on

CameronG

Feb 13, 12:05pm

Kelce can block, but he's not often brought in to do that. He's not a superb blocker like Kittle, but he's capable.

jacobugath

Feb 13, 12:54pm

RE: Lost all respect for Kelce. You don’t body check your 65-year-old

Blue Panda

Feb 12, 1:48pm

Yep, his true colors were on display.

LateToTheGame

Feb 12, 2:00pm

RE: Lost all respect for Kelce. You don’t body check your 65-year-old

Stripes56

Feb 12, 4:02pm

Dude seems to almost always be drunk or high.

Coug Dude

Feb 12, 8:35pm

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