http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=15771120
Sorry, he can't possibly be "the epitome of the struggling college student" if his whole education at BYU (books, tuition, even insurance) was paid for on day one, he's got free use of a car and insurance, etc.
I had it EASY in college, but I had it way harder than that. Go play your violin somewhere else.