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Dec 6, 2012
8:33
:38
pm
Ashtrash
Sadly, this is 100% true and totally unembellished.
I wouldn't even know how to make it worse.
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Ashtrash
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Ashtrash
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Humiliation is a dish best served naked. And at the temple.
Ashtrash
12/6/12 2:00pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
blue forever
12/6/12 2:04pm
I think you'll probably win POTD too. That was awesome and terrible
KingDave
12/6/12 2:06pm
RE: I think you'll probably win POTD too. That was awesome and terrible
85fan
12/6/12 3:00pm
RE: I think you'll probably win POTD too. That was awesome and terrible
85fan
12/6/12 3:03pm
haha... favorited. :)
BW84
12/6/12 2:08pm
Instant classic!
El Jefe
12/6/12 2:08pm
I'd apologize for the orange font (man, that's annoying en masse)....
Ashtrash
12/6/12 2:08pm
OFDR
bdoggy
12/6/12 2:13pm
Orange font? The baptismal font in the temple was orange? Oh, you mean
Zenoch
12/6/12 2:21pm
ooohhh myyyyy goshhh
IGlowInTheDark
12/6/12 2:09pm
That's beautiful
DapperDan
12/6/12 2:09pm
Im crying right now
kkf
12/6/12 2:10pm
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tassell
12/6/12 2:10pm
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tassell
12/6/12 2:16pm
Hahahahaha that actually makes me feel better!
Ashtrash
12/6/12 5:42pm
Wow. That is definitely an embarrassing story. I never have one when that
Coach's Dad
12/6/12 2:11pm
Oh, I've got loads....how much time do you have?
Ashtrash
12/6/12 2:14pm
I did just realize that all ducks are wearing dog masks
yfootball
12/6/12 2:19pm
You're welcome.
Ashtrash
12/6/12 11:34pm
Yeah my most embarrassing moments are not having an embarrassing moment
Coach's Dad
12/6/12 2:25pm
I, too, have an embarrassing naked and fat experience.
Buton777
12/6/12 2:12pm
C'mon! we're all friends here. Except for those dirty yewts!
Mister P
12/6/12 2:19pm
Let's take a poll to see if people want to hear about chubby, naked Buton.
Buton777
12/6/12 2:20pm
Here you go.
Mister P
12/6/12 2:23pm
what's this button you speak of?
BlueFreak
12/6/12 2:31pm
I have an embarrassing naked story, but alas, I have never been fat.
frontrowcougar
12/6/12 2:25pm
RE: I, too, have an embarrassing naked and fat experience.
85fan
12/6/12 3:04pm
One of the funniest things I've ever read on CB.
newey-west
12/6/12 2:16pm
Um, this IS the original.
Ashtrash
12/6/12 8:37pm
Absolutely hilarious
newey-west
12/6/12 9:55pm
Haha. Going to the Temple with Ashtrash must be an adventure.
UneducatedFan
12/6/12 2:26pm
Pure Awesomeness
thaws
12/6/12 2:33pm
that was you!?
Smurf Yeahh
12/6/12 2:34pm
Sounds like one of my naked in public nightmares.
Shadow
12/6/12 2:35pm
That's what I thought too. I used to have nightmares like this in jr high
Slim
12/6/12 2:36pm
Good ole phobic insecurities.
Shadow
12/6/12 2:45pm
i never wear clothes in my dreams
Smurf Yeahh
12/6/12 2:48pm
RE: i never wear clothes in my dreams
85fan
12/6/12 3:05pm
Well, if you're in his dreams, you have bigger problems
CougarW8
12/6/12 11:37pm
Instant classic. I'm wheezing right now.
deliciousmocha
12/6/12 2:44pm
Reverse?
Ovaltine Jenkins
12/6/12 2:52pm
Funny how a 12 year old perceives things.
Blue Ghost
12/6/12 2:58pm
exactly what I thought as I read
kgsspot05
12/6/12 11:16pm
What still astounds me to this day....
Ashtrash
12/8/12 3:22am
RE: Humiliation is a dish best served naked. And at the temple.
BigTex
12/6/12 3:03pm
Tears. I'm in tears! Manly, laughing tears!
RexKwanDan
12/6/12 4:53pm
Nice...heh!
Magic8Ball
12/6/12 5:25pm
Fatty McButterpants. Someone needs to snatch that up as a CB name, quick.
BellicoseButcher
12/6/12 5:56pm
RE: Fatty McButterpants. Someone needs to snatch that up as a CB name, quick.
85fan
12/6/12 6:21pm
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Abe Froman
12/6/12 7:35pm
if this is true...
SonOFpeRdiTioN
12/6/12 7:37pm
Are you saying you don't believe she's being truthful?
BW84
12/6/12 7:45pm
Sadly, this is 100% true and totally unembellished.
Ashtrash
12/6/12 8:33pm
I do wish I would've had the audacity to smile and wave at the boys as I walked
Ashtrash
12/6/12 8:36pm
That was the most mortifying and funny thing I've ever heard
DapperDave
12/6/12 7:50pm
That is great.
BengalCougar
12/6/12 8:09pm
POTY
The Grouch
12/6/12 9:39pm
haha! nice name change for the OP!
DakotaCoug
12/6/12 9:43pm
lol, that's great
DapperDan
12/6/12 9:45pm
OMG'sh, that's hilarious!!! Wow! Kudos to you for sharing that, Ash! Takesguts
AntiSNOT
12/6/12 10:43pm
awesome.
hxmCougar2000
12/6/12 11:23pm
LOL. classic.
sheriffcreg
12/7/12 11:26am
Brilliant!
CougsCavsCats
4/1/17 7:34am
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