1. While driving and seeing a real homeless man you ponder, "I wonder how TNT is doing today?"

2. While at the dinner table your wife tells you something and with out skipping a beat you say "Staley Got cut"

3. You passed on relations with your wife the night of Michele PerAlta

4. You have made a descision based off the "legal Advise" you received from CB.

5. While telling a joke to your friends and no one laughs you mumble "CB would have found that funny"

6. When your wife walks in on you at 2am looking at CB you try covering the screen and saying its not what you think

7. Instead of rushing your kid to the ER you think. "Maybe ill ask CB first"

8. Every sunday you thank god that you arent in Doctorrosens branch

9. You didnt feel comfortable buying the phone in your hand or the car in your drive way without consulting CB

10. To this day you arent sure why you havent been reprimanded at work for all your CB usage

11. You get your current events from CB

12. In the past year you have read a post the has sheken your testimony

13. in the past year you have read a post that has stregnthened your testimony

14. you consider reading peoples updates from church the same as attending church

15. you have cancelled a meeting or pretended to be sick because chat broke 100

16. You have been here long enough to see someone on the board get married and divorced

17. although you have never seen aussiecoug you have a crush on her

18. Winning your first post of the day you took yourself somewhere special for lunch

19. You felt confortable enough with CB that you gave us updates on your honeymoon

20. once every summer you contemplate homeschooling your kids just so you can stir the pot

21. you consider legal advice on CB binding

22. you can proudly say you wrote posts calling for crowton and cleavelands jobs

23. you take great pride in no one knowing your true identity

24. You think your wife secretly wants you to be addicted to porn and not CB so she can get you real help

25. the people you know from cb in real you only know by their CB moniker

26. when telling a story to your wife you read on CB you refer to us as "your buddies at work"

27. You feel know shame posting while sitting on the toilet

28. When reading a story on CB, you have more then once thought "oh crap, i know that person"

28. You have ever appealed a suspension

28. you have apologized for offending some one in a BM

29. you still believe atleast two of the insiders

30. you know more about family X than you do about your brothers family

31. you have told yourself that this week you wont log on to CB and you have failed everytime

32. Most of your parental habits are the result of CB discussion

33. you believe that El Jefe as way to much power for one individual

34. When the first thing you do after having relations with your wife you grab your phone to see how many replies you have

35. you have ever accidently stayed late at work because you were browsing CB

36. you know that byujacob is an author

37. you have thought to yourself "where has_______ gone. he hasnt posted in a month

38. you feel its not cheating on your taxes because CB gave you the hint

39. You understand 99% of these posts

40. the Michele peralat night you consider one of the top ten achievements of your life

41. You have ever spent a month in the CB hole

42. Looking at the word Yewt is normal for you and you have used it in a formal email

43. you secretly want to be Facebook friends with coug203's ex

Anyways i am sure there are more. hope you enjoyed and feel free to add to the list