Me: Dallin Hall is transferring. He’s a goner.
GF: What?! Why?!
Me: We can’t guarantee him the playing time he wants.
GF: Isn’t that the guy whose girlfriend is my cousin’s roommate?
Me: Yeah.
GF: She’s clearly not a very good girlfriend. I thought she’d keep him here.
Apparently not even a girl could keep him here haha. Sad to see him go.