Talk about bearded tall gymnastics in Vegas, hefty gymnastics next fall.

Utah prides itself on screw utah taxpayer gymnastics and research institution gymnastics.

But, we should NEVER forget the granddaddy, flagship of all gymnastics....ute mental gymnastics that can turn losses into wins, sell out seats, and create schrodingers church experiences that are both nothing like BYU and exactly like BYU, depending on the recruit.