The offensive coordinator offends everyone
The defensive coordinator defends the offensive coordinator
The head coach is headed in the wrong direction
The players have no game
We will go 0-12 and just barely miss a bowl game
Fire everyone. Fire the coaches, fire the water boy, fire the fundraiser kids running the register that stands between me and a cougartail
Honestly though, I think our 2025 team is going to be solid. I'm predicting 10-2.