Gotta admit, that was a pretty good one. I think it’s really cool how you learned how to type all of that with one finger after your typewriter finally gave out — but sitting at the nursing home in your diaper while insulting others intelligence isn’t your best work, Sid. If you try really really hard, you can find something less shallow and mindless than that.

Next holiday that your grandkids get dragged over to see you — you should take a brief break from slobbering your soup all over your face and ask if the kids have any new and improved insults besides settling for bottom of the barrel and unoriginal intelligence attacks which are so 1958.