Mirrors. She asked about them.
I told her I have not great vision.
She asked why.
I told her I was in a gang, as a kid, and got beat up.
She immediately responded:
"No you weren't. You are definitely NOT cool enough, to be in a gang."
I'm like,
"You've known me for literally 35 seconds, how could you possibly know how cool i was as a kid, or not?"
She looked at me with a look of total disbelief 🙄.
"Whatever, I'm cool!"