Too many factors at play to make a judgement call. Consistency, viscosity, is it sticky, greasy or runny? Or is it the perfect kind that's really solid and leaves no trace whatsoever? Color doesn't really matter with this one, so being green from eating fruit loops or fruity pebbles is a non-issue. Are there chunks of corn or peanuts? What kind of t.p. are you using? Is it going to break mid wipe and send a finger into the mess? There are so many different situations that might call for a stand or a sit. Also, are you 3 years old or 90 years old and need and extra helper? Are your legs cramping from pushing too hard? Then you only have one option. This poll needs more info.