Every time TNT turns on an NBA game the possessions go like this:

3-pt attempt, 3pta, 3pta, layup missed, 3pta, 3pta, travel no call, 3pta, 3pta, layup made, 3pta, tnc, 3pta, double technical, 3pta, 3pta, tnc, 3pta, layup missed, 3pta, 3pta, tnc, tnc, tnc, 3pta, 3pta, layup made, 3pta, 3pta, Ron Artest goes into the crowd to pummel some fans, 3-pt attempt, 3pta, tnc, 3pta, layup made, 3pta, tnc, 3pta, Morgana runs onto the floor and kisses one of the coaches, 3pta, 3pta, layup missed, tnc, 3pta, 3pta, tnc, 3pta......you get the picture.