"I wish my parents were as proud of me as these announcers are of a Colorado team that just got smoked."

"Fun fact: Shedeur Sanders is the first college football quarterback in history of the game to be a good teammate. He didn’t even leave this game early!"

"Biggest slaughter of the Buffalo by the white man since the Western Migration."

"You see, Deion’s goal was to lower his sons draft stock so he could go to a better team."

"ABC/ESPN called this game exactly the same as how I would have expected my mom to if I played for CU"