Tiger, Ironman and The Ramones are so simple and iconicand electric guitars, and Amos so cheap every young man should learn them.
The most annoying guys at BYU 25 years ago would learn Richard Marx melodies on the piano and play them over and over.
Have to imagine President Reese has a plan in place to revoke the degrees of any man who repeatedly forced Richard Marx melodies on innocent bystanders during their time at the Y.