things at this point -

A) Quit my job, say goodbye to my family and pets, and give up church activity and really all other hobbies, or

B) Delete Retro Bowl from my phone.

I've gotten decently addicted to a couple of phone games in my time, but that one really sucked me in. It was the perfect mix of just easy enough that you don't have to dedicate too much brain power to it, but just difficult enough that I could never quite win the "Retro Bowl". I played through about 5 seasons in roughly 21.5 hours (my estimate) out of the past 24 hours (in fairness to me, I was often "multi-tasking" - playing while shopping with my wife, watching TV with my kids, eating dinner)......

Finally, this morning I decided that I either had to just delete the app or smash my phone with a hammer.

I give Retro Bowl 5 out of 5 stars. Don't download it.