TSA guy who got his girlfriend Prego asks for a raise, boss says no, and boss then gets shanked to death by a gay man while TSA guy watches. Various other heroic TSA agents killed and injured.

LA detective blasts faker after horrific car accident and attempted strangling, all to Wham’s Last Christmas in the background.

Meanwhile Jason Bateman dies horribly of a toxic nerve agent in a cargo hold, while TSA agent gets his dream job as LAPD and flies to Tahiti with his new baby.

What do you think? Is this movie getting made?