Exactly. Coach Comet was right all along: "Oh no, not you. You'd better go home

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Dec 20, 2024
9:00:36am

Florida Man All-American

with your folks. From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Right? Right!"

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Florida Man

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Weird messages in Christmas songs. I'll start.

Florida Man

8:51am

Reindeer don't have paws.

Kilgore Trout

8:52am

They do if they work for Santa Claws.

Yllage Vidiot

8:54am

I thought it was reindeer pause (like they're waiting for Santa to deliver the toys at that house)

byujag

8:57am

RE: I thought it was reindeer pause (like they're waiting for Santa to deliver

Kilgore Trout

9:02am

RE: I thought it was reindeer pause (like they're waiting for Santa to deliver

russkiejedi

9:58am

Most Christmas songs these days are more Christmas adjacent.

530Coug

8:54am

Baby It’s Cold Outside: Drink more of this alcohol and stay the night

Thrill

8:55am

A kid witnessing his mother cheating on her husband

LeonMarek

8:56am

I think it is the husband. But kid is seeing all the foreplay. Good thing the song only has a few verses.

Probable Sacko

8:59am

Spoiler:

cougfanblue

8:59am

What? Next you're going to tell me Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!

Kilgore Trout

9:01am

He was. That's how he was able to take out all the bad guys at Nakatomi Plaza.

bluesloth

9:26am

Or Santa looked alot like Daddy.

Baylorbears11

9:02am

Wait, then that means...

benny1982

9:06am

Santa is his father. And Santa cheated on Mrs Claus.

Probable Sacko

9:18am

No...

BYUtka

9:29am

Rudolph: Racism against red nosed reindeer is bad.

TerpCoug

8:57am

Exactly. Coach Comet was right all along: "Oh no, not you. You'd better go home

Florida Man

9:00am

Just how bright was his nose, for Santa to feel confident using it to guide him

TheNerd

9:11am

Santa Baby — Like He Would Go Through the Chimney

Cougar McGregor

9:00am

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

KingDave

9:00am

RE: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

oohYeah

9:08am

I just thought everyone knew that santa clause was the dad. But two people have posted this so

Baron

9:10am

Adults know it but kids that believe in Santa Claus don’t.

KingDave

9:17am

Snow sung by Bing Crosby, Peggy Lee and Danny Kaye...

Coug

9:24am

O-U-T spells out

toukokuu

9:02am

A Child, a Child shivers in the cold, Let us bring him silver and gold

AustinCougar

9:06am

Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods and Services

Cougar McGregor

9:08am

Also, it was April in a cave where they kept animals. It wasn't cold

YIsForBrigham

9:29am

Huh? April can be chilly at night. Average low for Bethlehem in April is 54F

bluesloth

9:34am

Don't shoot me Santa

Goliath

9:06am

Mary Did You Know

Wife_Apologist

9:07am

We won't leave until you bring us figgy pudding

Goliath

9:08am

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

Goliath

9:11am

he was a good friend of mine

LeonMarek

9:19am

That guy was very hard to understand.

Cougar McGregor

9:55am

in the book the Grinch is not his name, is it his ethnicity? is the G word in Whoville their N word? buncha racist Whos

byujag

9:21am

The neighbors might think. Baby, it's bad out there. Say, what's in this drink?

Jay Kay

9:25am

What’s that one about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?

boorad

9:32am

I think it was called, "Maternal grandparent was trampled by a herd of caribou".

durandal

9:38am

This tired woman holding a baby looks like she could use a drum solo

Moab Rising

9:50am

Chrismas Shoes. I would rather you be there with me when I 'meet Jesus' tonight.

Wife_Apologist

10:04am

Stevie Wonder's line, "Twinkle, twinkle little me."

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