We had a 6’9 missionary slip on a dog turd, went down with a broken leg.

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Dec 19, 2024
6:05:26pm

SpanishFork12 Redshirt Freshman

We had a 6’9 missionary slip on a dog turd, went down with a broken leg.

Had to go home for 3 months. He was known as slip-n-slide the remainder of his mission.

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SpanishFork12

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Last login: Dec 19, 2024
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Time

Stepped on a steamy pile of dog poop in my slippers at dark. Smeared on the side

conetah

5:55pm

Take soap and a fire house pressure to it.

SoValleyCOUG

5:57pm

just use toilet paper to wipe it off - Bidet Deniers

franklyvulgar

6:00pm

Yup, use a drinking fountain and spritz it.

Spine

8:12pm

Depends. Do they still smell like your feet? If so, just chuck them. If that

foofcoug

6:05pm

We had a 6’9 missionary slip on a dog turd, went down with a broken leg.

SpanishFork12

6:05pm

Bro throw those away

6:21pm

Tell your family you need new slippers as a last minute gift.

Soupie

6:33pm

If you have carpet then they’ll get cleaned off pretty quickly

Odysseus

6:54pm

Okay this thread is more entertaining than I expected.

conetah

9:48pm

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