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Dec 19, 2024
10:08:07am
byujacob INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL
Let's break down the Superman trailer for you noobs:
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Clark Kent Spoiler Also Superman in disguise. That's what this movie will reveal at the end.

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Lex Luthor. Angry at the world since he lost his hair at age 8. Nemesis of Superman Spoiler Clark Kent

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Krypto Spoiler aka Bark Kent the wonder dog. Pees acid. Growls so powerful they can tear down a mountain. Can shred steel with his teeth. Poops gold.

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Mr Terrific. Paints his face due to some bad acne scarring as a youth. Smartest man in the world. May or may not trust Superman in this film Spoiler Clark Kent

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Hawkgirl. Or Hawkwoman. Not to be confused with Hawkeye from Marvel. She has many different origins from the DC years. She could be a Thanagarian war princess, a woman reincarnated from the days of Ancient Egypt, or just a crazy lady who loves Halloween too much.

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Guy Gardner, the Green Lantern who is kind of a twerp, a hothead, and a smartmouth. Nathan Fillion will excel in this role. Also does NOT like Superman Spoiler Clark Kent

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Kelex. One of the robots who serves in the Fortress of Solitude which belongs to Superman. Spoiler Clark Kent Looks like he may have a bit of mechanical trouble in this film.

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Metamorpho, once an adventurer named Rex Mason hired to find an artifact called the Orb of Ra. Mason is exposed to a radioactive meteorite and transformed. He gains the ability to change his body into different periodic elements. A very tragic character, perfect for Gunn’s type of films. Ally of Superman. Spoiler Clark Kent

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Louis Lane. An ugly man. Very feminine looking, but an ace reporter who can use his wily charms to disarm people's natural walls. Possibly into Superman. Spoiler Clark Kent
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