against a famous athlete?

I once pretended to box George Foreman. He laughed. (He was at a restaurant, I joked, "hey champ, come at me.")

I poked fun of Mike Tyson's puny arms. He laughed. (He was at the Green Valley Athletic Club in Henderson working out, so I piped in, "You better work on those arms, dude, or someone's going get hurt.")

So shoot me, I'm not a great story teller, but some of you are. Go ahead.