BYU grads don’t have to pump gas after they graduate

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Dec 10, 2024
6:41:20pm

Biyamiti All-American

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Biyamiti

Previous username: skywalker251
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Joined: Mar 1, 2006
Last login: Dec 23, 2024
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Ute family members are texting me asking where byu got $7million to get AJ...

Avery

Dec 10, 6:18pm

Half plus is from Nike, maybe they should be a Nike school

BYU '80

Dec 10, 6:18pm

Tithing.

vagabonder

Dec 10, 6:19pm

Special pot of tithing derived only from ALUFs

machete

Dec 10, 6:23pm

Profits from City Creek Center

Bleeding Blue

Dec 10, 7:13pm

Just send them this GIF

ebv

Dec 10, 6:19pm

Just tell them it came from tithing funds. Ute fans love to hear that.

Little Mac

Dec 10, 6:19pm

Ute fans going back to the well of complaining about tithing is glorious

CSoul

Dec 10, 6:20pm

From Ensign Peak baby

Charles Darwin

Dec 10, 6:21pm

Tell them BYU obviously sells itself.

Unibro

Dec 10, 6:21pm

He recruited us!

kiyoshige

Dec 10, 8:13pm

Tell them the surrounding Provo Wards started putting these in with the tithing envelopes about 6 months ago.

RootieBoy

Dec 10, 6:21pm

Tell them that 10% of every Utah Jazz ticket sold is donated to BYU's NIL fund.

MHallDidNothingWr0ng

Dec 10, 6:21pm

The Rhoades mine endless gold supply.

Nakedbootleg

Dec 10, 6:23pm

Tell them FHE groups at BYU doing car washes

Don Carlton

Dec 10, 6:23pm

There was a movie on cable about this once

Bob Vance

Dec 10, 6:24pm

What movie?

Don Carlton

Dec 10, 6:25pm

The "other" category on the donation slip. 😉

PJMort

Dec 10, 6:26pm

Clearly we didn't pay him anything.

df101coug

Dec 10, 6:26pm

Selling land assets and Apple stocks

BYUBandfan

Dec 10, 6:28pm

Their tithing

RenoCoug

Dec 10, 6:28pm

10% of Whittingham's salary goes to BYU athletics

TANK

Dec 10, 6:30pm

Big assumption there. That would be in addition to his deal with the devil

BYU '80

Dec 10, 6:38pm

BYU grads don’t have to pump gas after they graduate

Biyamiti

Dec 10, 6:41pm

Every 1% you donated to the AJ fund you got a 2% tithing discount. It was a

paulb

Dec 10, 6:51pm

Tell them everyone was illegally using their money w/ no NIL & we were hoarding

HeyU

Dec 10, 6:56pm

Canceled an announced temple.

byujdmba

Dec 10, 6:59pm

Tell them that most Cougarboarders have secretly conspired to stop paying their tithing and send their 10% directly to

HarlemCoug

Dec 10, 7:08pm

Tell them BYU NIL is a Light the World authorized charity

JupiterJones

Dec 10, 7:10pm

Giving machine option

machete

Dec 10, 7:19pm

It definitely lit up my world, watching Steven A have an anxiety attack.

Mabuhay Coug

Dec 10, 7:40pm

You could tell he could barely keep it together

TNT

Dec 10, 8:03pm

The Duke UNC comment, with AJ’s response,”BYU can play Duke!” was great

Mabuhay Coug

Dec 11, 9:58am

Tell them we skipped the annual donation to U of U, now we have BYU med school

Mabuhay Coug

Dec 10, 7:37pm

Tithing donations from Salt Lake County!

NorCal_Coug

Dec 10, 8:08pm

City Creek proceeds.

Robert Baratheon

Dec 10, 8:11pm

The answer is the honest one: BYU alumni.

APowerfulY

Dec 10, 8:13pm

Their tithing

Tuskaloosa Cougar

Dec 10, 8:42pm

All those LDS state legislators voted to include BYU in their $$$ handouts.

Les IsMore

Dec 10, 8:59pm

It wasn't the money, it was the free socks

here's to hoping

Dec 10, 9:06pm

Which are longer lasting than leased trucks.

BYUHgrad

Dec 10, 9:23pm

BYUTV telethon

Malcolm Reynolds

Dec 10, 9:34pm

One of the options on the giving machine - coug collective

baldcoug74

Dec 10, 10:37pm

Most Ute fans are unemployed since gas stations are now self serve.

baldcoug74

Dec 10, 10:38pm

They moved on to DoorDash & titled themselves as “Executive Vehicular Maitre D’

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