he has zero college and pro playing experience. The amount of conning you have to do with no resume to speak of in order to build one is pretty impressive.

I don’t know the stats but it’s something like 95% of college coaches played college football with a high percentage of them playing professionally. To have someone whose greatest football achievement is “I played some HS varsity football” wind up coaching at a high level speaks to the rare ability that some have into conning others into believing in them.