ASU student jumps in front of me, and leans in waaay to close...

Drunk Moron: "So, you're all actually Mormons? Like, BYU is full of Mormons?"

Me: "Yea. In fact, lots of LDS kids are at ASU too. Did you know that your QB is LDS?"

Drunk Moron: "Sam?? He is NOT Mormon, bro"

Me: "His Dad played for BYU, and so did his brother."

Drunk Moron: "Well, he was certainly NOT Mormon at the party last night!"