Nov 12, 2024
12:42:45pm
mannheimadler Intervention Needed
Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of his
account. Allow me reconstruct this if I may for CB as I've heard this story a number of times.

Ute fan, if you'll indulge me. According to your story, a BYU fan butters a tortilla, and then you say you were struck on the right temple. The butter then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking another Ute fan between the third and forth rib.

The butter then came off the rib, turned, and hit the other Ute fan in the right wrist, causing him to drop his Utah hat. The butter then splashed off the wrist, pauses — in mid air mind you — makes a left turn and lands on the other Utah fan's left thigh. Now that is one magic pad of butter.

I am saying that the butter could not have come from behind ... that there had to have been a SECOND TORTILLA BUTTERER behind the bushes on the gravelly road.
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