I know now how we can elevate our status to "Big Brother"

Hire ego-driven athletic personnel
Put a curtain over the ROC
Pipe in extra sound at LES
Have a portion of the fan base be vitrolic, even violent
Bash religious beliefs (oh wait, we did that with Jake:)
Have a President who doesn't comment on obvious situations
Insult those organizations who give us lifellines
Pretend we are waiting for Big10/SEC invitations

What have I missed?