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Nov 11, 2024
7:10:51pm
His press release...
Press Statement from Coach Kyle Whittingham:

"Alright, folks, let’s talk about Saturday's game against BYU. As you all know, it was cold enough out there to turn a Gatorade cooler into a popsicle stand. Freezing cold, no joke. And in the middle of all that – well, I won’t sugarcoat it – I poopped myself. That’s right. One moment I'm coaching, and the next, I'm a victim of what we might call an 'unexpected wardrobe malfunction' of the most personal kind. It happens, right?

Now, I’d love to say my trusty vestigial tail kept me warm, but sadly, it only made things worse. Then Cam Rising comes over to try to give me a pep talk, you know, to bring up morale, and I just told him, 'Buddy, there's no coming back from this one.'

To top it off, we lost the game. I’ve got to give it to BYU – they played hard, and we just didn’t bring the heat. Or at least I didn’t. Either way, we’ll be back, with warmer layers, I promise."
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