whenever I see him, I think he has got to look less like a football player than anyone who has every played for us. He is so scrawny and little. I imagine him at parties trying to convince girls that he is a D1 football player and them all rolling their eyes at him. He looks like he's an accounting major or something, not a varsity athlete.

But don't get me wrong--I don't want him to change a thing. He is amazing just the way he is.