I could crap out a better statement than that.

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Nov 10, 2024
5:21:32pm

Emmett Fitz-Hume Truly Addicted User

I could crap out a better statement than that.

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Emmett Fitz-Hume

Previous username: Sugar Mr. Poon
Bio page: Emmett Fitz-Hume
Joined: Sep 11, 2013
Last login: Nov 12, 2024
Total posts: 4,453 (6 FO)

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Time

Harlan caves and gives statement. Bow to your master

whoneedscorners?

Nov 10, 5:20pm

I could crap out a better statement than that.

Emmett Fitz-Hume

Nov 10, 5:21pm

Doesn’t change anything-the whole world knows Harlan is a HUGE tool!!

ElkhunterUT

Nov 10, 5:21pm

Totally genuine

Nov 10, 5:21pm

Kick them out, Yormark.

sakar12

Nov 10, 5:22pm

Great, care to explain why you walked onto the field during a live play?

XORCoug

Nov 10, 5:23pm

And went after the refs after the game as well

WJCougar

Nov 10, 5:25pm

…and approached multiple refs screaming expletives at them after the game.

kalifi

Nov 10, 5:26pm

Wonder who the ghost writer is?

Tank's Dad

Nov 10, 5:23pm

ChatGPT

Nov 10, 5:27pm

He had AI write it.

Nov 10, 5:23pm

That's the problem. Never trust Allen Iverson to do public relations

DodgerMike

Nov 10, 5:25pm

ChatGPT

Nov 10, 5:27pm

Ya B S. Did that get him out of the getting fired tomorrow morning?

Big Daddy D

Nov 10, 5:23pm

Haha, he didn't even apologize

CSoul

Nov 10, 5:23pm

Does anyone believe that actually came from Harlan

Cougar Geek

Nov 10, 5:23pm

No. Too much attorney speak.

Archaea

Nov 10, 5:26pm

Sooo…

kalifi

Nov 10, 5:24pm

He just blamed student athletes for his behavior

WJCougar

Nov 10, 5:24pm

Which University of Utah counsel wrote that?

Archaea

Nov 10, 5:25pm

ChatGPT

Nov 10, 5:28pm

The funny thing about this is the man didn’t go into the locker room

whoneedscorners?

Nov 10, 5:26pm

Is that verifiable?

Nov 10, 5:29pm

Not using an Oxford comma is absolutely filthy and shows how worthless the education is at Utah

TCuz

Nov 10, 5:26pm

Not even an attempt at an apology.

Samsonite

Nov 10, 5:26pm

He says he made his feeling clear, he's not sorry.

Count Cougar

Nov 10, 5:26pm

Love how he uses the hurting student-athletes as an excuse 🙄

Timeout Husbander

Nov 10, 5:27pm

A non-apology

Ted Lasso

Nov 10, 5:27pm

Sounds like the utah players were crying and he felt the need to

Mister P

Nov 10, 5:28pm

RE: Harlan caves and gives statement. Bow to your master

Samsonite

Nov 10, 5:28pm

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that phone call from Harlan to Yormark

NOCAL_YFAN

Nov 10, 5:29pm

Is there a way to verify if ai wrote it? That would be awesome if someone

Nov 10, 5:29pm

Ask ChatGPT

Nov 10, 5:31pm

“I wish I didn’t get in trouble, but my student athletes made me mad”

Skeptical Optimist

Nov 10, 5:29pm

That's the kind of half hearted attempt at an apology my 7 Y.O. son would give

slatecoug

Nov 10, 11:42pm

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