“Harlan had his waterbed repossessed due to high interest rates after he whined about losing to BYU. Harlan cannot afford a timeshare in Pigeon Forge. He never lettered in anything.”
Mark Harlan is the athletic director at the University of Utah. Prior to taking the position at Utah, he was the athletic director at the University of South Florida. College Harlan is a graduate of the University of Arizona, where he earned a bachelor's degree in political science and a master's...
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