We lose the coin toss and they defer.

Jake comes out with a deep bomb to Lassiter on the first play. It gets picked and they run it back but drop it on the 1/2 yard line. Jake picks it up and runs it 100 yards for the TD.

uu thinks they got another first play pick 6 and goes from elation to devastation in seconds.

7-0 BYU

Rose comes out and throws a pick6 to start the game.

14-0

BYU does an onside kick and recovers it.

Jake throws a deep bomb to Lassiter, this time caught for a 75 yard TD

21-0

We kick off and uu returner takes it out of the endzone but fumbles it and we scoop and score for the TD.

28-0 BYU. uu has only ran 1 play so far.


We kick off and their returner takes it out but is tackled on the 3.

We blitz Glasker and he blows up Rose who fumbles and we recover in the end zone.


35-0 BYU.


We kick off again. The returner kneels in the end zone.


uu takes the ball and tries to establish the run: quick three and out and has to punt.

Kingston gets a kick 6.

We go for 2 after the TD and get it.

43-0

They again let the kickoff go through the endzone.

Because Bernard ran for -10 yards on the last drive, they give it to Glover. Batty comes flying through and Glover is so afraid he runs backward away from Batty. Batty chases him into the endzone and tackles him.

Safety.

45-0 BYU.

uu again let’s the ball go through the endzone on kickoff.

They bring in Wilson, trying to get something going. He actually starts piecing together a drive but it stalls in the 50. They punt and pin us at our 1 yard line.

First play is a handoff to LJ. He runs 99 yards for the TD.

52-0.

We kickoff and it goes to break for the end of the first quarter.

The game continues on like this.

I won’t bore you with all the details. But Marion also has a Kick6 on a kickoff.

Retzy goes 400 yards and 5 TDs passing with another 100 and 1 on the ground.

LJ has 250 yards with 3 TDs.

GBo comes in and Kalani doesn’t let him pass (doesn’t want to RUTS). GBo runs for 150 yards and 2 TDs. Backup running backs account for another couple TDs.

BYU wins 150-0.

The college football playoff ranking committee submits a tearful apology and ranks BYU #1 in the next ranking show.

Honestly, I can’t see it going any other way but this way.