I remember him trying to stroke the inner thighs of the Michigan fanbase by attempting to forcefully say: "IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME WE WILL PLAY! YOU HEAR ME? (with Dwight Schrute like pounding) IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME WE WILL PLAY!"

Heavens I hope the dorks of our fanbase are not the one's Kalani is concerned with pacifying.

Brady Hoke or something like that.