the side of the road. Every time he saw a Ute walking along the road, he swerved to hit him and there would be a loud "THUMP". Then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along the road, he saw Kalani Sitake hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over. "Where are you going, Coach?" The truck driver asked. "I'm going to LES, 5 miles down the road." "No problem! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." Kalani happily climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.

About a mile away from LES, the truck driver saw a Ute walking down the road, and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last moment he remembered that Kalani Sitake was in the truck with him, so, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, he swerved back to the road and narrowly missed the Ute. Certain he should've missed the Ute, the truck driver was very surprised and immediately uneasy when he heard a loud "THUMP". He felt really guilty about his actions and so turned to face Kalani and said, "I'm really sorry. I almost hit that Ute." "That's okay," Kalani replied, "I got him with the door."

Go Cougs! BEAT UTAH!