When they win, it’s because _____ player just made plays, or because _____ coach who is no longer on the staff was carrying the load, or because they were playing with ______ coach’s recruits. Or because they played a soft schedule, or because it was a waning moon or an election year.

But when they lose, as all teams do eventually, you can be an insufferable tool and make sure everyone knows how you saw this coming all along because you know way more about it than they do.