Met randomly in the ROC section of a football game.

However, she is pretty worried because she wants a picture-perfect instagram wedding highlight reel, but many of her friends’ receptions were full of balding, overweight, middle-aged husbands wearing cargo shorts who made everyone embarrassed for them on the dance floor.

To make matters worse, a lot these guys requested the DJ to play old songs like “Mr Brightside” and “enter sandman” and other dated rock songs, instead of cool popular music like Dua Lipa, Sabrina Carpenter, and Khalid.

However, she was told that it was still worth inviting these people to your wedding as many of them had 300k salaries and their wives bought them lots of gifts on Amazon.

A voice in the wind said to me

“schedule the wedding on a coming Saturday this October and these men will not come,

and if they do, provide a room in the basement of the reception hallway with TV access to the dodgers game and ESPN gameday,
and these men will stay far away from the rest of the festivities”.

That solved that.

Now just have to decide whether we honeymoon at Disneyland or Walt Disney World and whether our new apartment complex is okay with very friendly pit bulls.