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Oct 24, 2024
1:57:48pm
Ham All-American
If I were Kalani Sitake, I'd be starting every sentence until kickoff with:
"You are 2.5-point underdogs against UCF."

Examples:

Player: "Coach I can't wait until Saturday! Cougs 7-0 babyyyy"
Sitake: "You are 2.5-point underdogs against UCF. Now go run a mile."

Player: "Coach, I want you to know I'm focused and ready to play."
Sitake: "You are 2.5-point underdogs against UCF. I'm glad to hear it."

Player: "Coach, can I get some advice about my life after football?"
Sitake: "You are 2.5-point underdogs against UCF. Absolutely. Let's talk in my office."

Daughter: "Dad, can I go to my friend's house tonight to watch a movie?"
Sitake: "My players are 2.5-point underdogs against UCF. Take a jacket, it's chilly outside."
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