"Utah this season will qualify for the College Football Playoff. And not just that, the Utes will play host to a first-round playoff game at home. Picture the madness that will ensue at Rice-Eccles on that occasion.
Do more than just picture it, expect it, write it in the color of blood, the color of crimson.
It's Utah's destiny."
You're right, it does sound like UtahFootballGM, if he actually articulated words (he seems to just eyeroll on this board.)