He cheered loudly for BYU & was accepted to BYU. So I thought that I had taught him correctly.

Then, he chose not to go to college.

He currently resides near Eugene. Soon after moving there, he became infected by a fairly common local disease frequently transmitted by close contact with rabid Ducks. The only known cure is a specialized technique known as Beaver Conversion Therapy (worked on his older brother, but makes for some interesting family get-togethers). I'm still praying for him...