a ton of money and get us all huge bonuses and get the company to a really good spot, but he needs something today. But what the total jerk doesn't realize is that I have to leave early to get my kids dropped off today, because I have a tee time that I NEED to get to because if the match goes long then I will be late to my fantasy football draft with my buddies and they will eat all of the good hot wings. If I don't get a good draft then it will really ruin the vibe at our pedicures, and my walk with my wife will be harder. If I am grumpy then I won't be as productive.

This total jerk of a boss is now asking that we come into the office two times per week. This is going to kill my productivity.