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Sep 17, 2024
11:19:52pm

MaximusMeridius Intervention Needed

No difference in time? I end up sitting to 'pee' for like 5 mins because

I end up on CB or Instagram reel dark holes when I sit down to pee

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MaximusMeridius

Previous username: Machiavelli
Bio page: MaximusMeridius
Joined: Nov 10, 2015
Last login: Sep 18, 2024
Total posts: 7,285 (23 FO)

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Time

My wife just sent me this. Doubtful I’ll make the transition…

Yucatan

Sep 17, 9:58pm

Tell her she just needs to clean the toilet more often.

Tesla Coug

Sep 17, 10:00pm

I made the switch. Not ashamed. Also still mock the idea of sitting to pee and

Hambone

Sep 17, 10:03pm

I've trained my 6yo boy well. He doesn't even know one can stand to pee.

Narfin'Coug

Sep 17, 10:05pm

You should be charged with child abuse depriving a boy one of the simple

nybyblue

Sep 17, 10:13pm

😂 I find greater joy in not cleaning pee around the toilet than making suds🤷‍♂

Narfin'Coug

Sep 17, 11:30pm

And this is why the males in our house clean the toilets.

Soupie

Sep 17, 10:05pm

You guys pee in the toilet? Isn’t that what back yards are for?

Lifi

Sep 17, 10:07pm

*compost pile

Sep 17, 10:08pm

Free Willie!

Tio

Sep 17, 10:12pm

*Front Yards

MightyFreakingCougar

Sep 17, 10:24pm

I sit a lot to avoid making noise in the early morning or middle of the night.

eysikal

Sep 17, 10:10pm

Written and filmed by a beta soy boy or woman who is tired of cleaning the toilet 😂🤣

BYU Grounds

Sep 17, 10:11pm

My first thought too - Trying to force their agenda on us.

MightyFreakingCougar

Sep 17, 10:26pm

When it’s men it’s chauvinism but when it’s women it’s feminism

BYU Grounds

Sep 17, 10:34pm

I'm so grateful I wasn't raised German.

Mike Bolton

Sep 17, 10:12pm

RE: My wife just sent me this. Doubtful I’ll make the transition…

Dark Forest Green

Sep 17, 10:14pm

I don’t get it. If I pee sitting down isn’t it still going splash and just end

ybecausethatswhy

Sep 17, 10:25pm

You should do a study and let us all know the results.

jacare

Sep 17, 10:36pm

The distance it’s falling would be a huge factor.

cob

Sep 17, 10:54pm

Morning pee is hard enough standing up. Impossible sitting!

Rhino84

Sep 17, 10:41pm

Now that made me laugh 😂

ybecausethatswhy

Sep 17, 10:43pm

That's what showers are for

jacare

Sep 18, 12:38am

You guys and your prostate privilege. I pray you’ll never know the need to sit.

Sep 17, 10:48pm

No difference in time? I end up sitting to 'pee' for like 5 mins because

MaximusMeridius

Sep 17, 11:19pm

My knees don't like sitting anymore so I went back to standing...

Mississippi

Sep 17, 11:30pm

I would be ok with this but it seems hard to sit in a urinal.

Utefaninenemyland

Sep 17, 11:57pm

A couple of months after we got married I told my husband that he can sit and I'll keep cleaning the bathroom, or he can

Black Diamond Bay

Sep 18, 2:21am

I often help clean the bathrooms, for the record 🙂

Yucatan

Sep 18, 6:31am

Video is irrelevant to me, here’s why

Sep 18, 6:42am

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