$90m? Laying off 30,000 people?

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Sep 17, 2024
10:47:32am

SJS Shaky place kicker

$90m? Laying off 30,000 people?

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SJS

Previous username: San Juan Sun
Bio page: SJS
Joined: Jan 5, 2002
Last login: Sep 18, 2024
Total posts: 38,528 (7,599 FO)

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Just closed a 90 million deal. Laying off 30000 with the snap of my fingers.

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:01am

lol why are you posting on CB.

Reasonable1

Sep 17, 10:03am

My secretary used to do it for me but she messed up so I said “fine, I’ll do it

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:09am

Secretary? Are you 70?

Forbidden Fruit

Sep 17, 10:09am

I am a million years old

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:15am

RE: My secretary used to do it for me but she messed up so I said “fine,

BYUHawk

Sep 17, 10:10am

brazilcoug RN

OPINIONS

Sep 17, 10:04am

A $90M deal that affects 30,000 people? Those numbers don't sound right.

mudpupper

Sep 17, 10:06am

Reality is often disappointing

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:06am

They all made $3k a year?

GangstaLean

Sep 17, 10:07am

A small price to pay for salvation

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:13am

He never mentioned dollars or people, it might be 90MM atoms

Czar-castic

Sep 17, 10:11am

It was probably 30,000 marvel cgi artists underpaid by Disney

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:21am

Is this what you wanted in posting this?

spinner

Sep 17, 10:06am

All I want is to watch the sun rise on a grateful universe

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:08am

RE: All I want is to watch the sun rise on a grateful universe

It's A Bowling Ball

Sep 17, 10:09am

Laying off 30k people, and it's only a $90M deal?

slappy

Sep 17, 10:06am

What else is about it?

Mississippi

Sep 17, 10:07am

Only 30k? Amateur.

Sep 17, 10:07am

That’s awful

DavisCoCoug

Sep 17, 10:09am

It’s not real it’s just a thanos joke

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:10am

One does not casually make Thanos jokes in this economy

Sep 17, 10:16am

But Thanos is dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike.

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:17am

I am working on closing a 50 MM deal today. But I will hire 1-2 people 🤷🏽

Durden

Sep 17, 10:11am

That’s pretty sweet, what industry?

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:17am

I just closed a 26 mm deal yesterday saved about 25 jobs

nbruin

Sep 17, 10:29am

Is this the pac-6 deal? Just kidding that’s awesome. Hope I can do something

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 10:33am

$90m? Laying off 30,000 people?

SJS

Sep 17, 10:47am

No you didn’t. You just posted about being in the ROC lottery and “enjoying the time you have left at BYU.”

Sep 17, 10:55am

Ironically that post got thanos snapped.

BaseCoug

Sep 17, 11:08am

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