A kindergarten teacher is teaching her class the definition of the word "definitely". To see if the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raises his hand and says, "The sky is definitely blue".

The teacher responds, "That isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's grey and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."

The teacher again replies, "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"

The teacher looked at him and says, "No ... But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."

So Billy replies, "Then I definitely just pooped my pants."