That was the best line in the article, comedy gold

Aug 21, 2024
4:16:19pm

StoneyCurtis All-American

I also love when bad writers combine over-the-top hyperbole with lots of strategic hedging - "These are Gods walking on earth . . . though things might not always go their way and they might stumble here and there, you never know"

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A few quotes from the Monson article (so you don't have to read it):

BYUCougarsFan

Aug 21, 1:49pm

This is the same week as the other article by the Ute homers:

BYUCougarsFan

Aug 21, 1:50pm

Well if they're hosting a game, they didn't win the league.

threezeroeight

Aug 21, 1:51pm

Exactly, but that also likely only happens if they go at least 11-1 and then

jreid191

Aug 21, 2:08pm

Meh. He might be right.

HenderCoug

Aug 21, 1:51pm

To guarantee it and mark it down in blood? May happen but that is way too

ColonelMustard

Aug 21, 4:18pm

I always hear how deep the utes are

Blueto

Aug 21, 1:52pm

Lucky for us, BYU has never had any major injuries for any major player ever.

TheNerd

Aug 21, 1:54pm

Difference is, nobody claims BYU is deep. Even on CB.

Great38

Aug 21, 11:02pm

Meh...Utah won 8 games with a D2 QB in a tough conference.

TFL

Aug 21, 1:55pm

Let's take a look at those big wins last year, shall we?

Huge Manatee

Aug 21, 2:27pm

The emperor has no clothes

threezeroeight

Aug 21, 2:29pm

University of Utah Invented Fire?

44C

Aug 21, 4:19pm

Is this a serious take? Why skip UF? That’s a Big 12 schedule you show

TFL

Aug 21, 3:46pm

I missed them, sorry I missed 5-7 Florida

Huge Manatee

Aug 21, 3:47pm

It's not about Rising. If you notice on the scores you posted

TFL

Aug 21, 4:07pm

Good post

boctabulous

Aug 21, 4:08pm

In the wins, against average to terrible teams they did play good defense

Huge Manatee

Aug 21, 4:31pm

Bro, the entire 2024 schedule is filled with average to terrible teams. A lot of BYU

TFL

Aug 21, 4:48pm

No one is as bad as Stanford

Huge Manatee

Aug 21, 4:54pm

The problem with OOC record is it has minimal predictive relevance to 2024

TFL

Aug 21, 6:00pm

Because they weren’t in your conference…you said they won a tough conference

ColonelMustard

Aug 21, 4:21pm

Tough conference? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ColonelMustard

Aug 21, 4:19pm

Utah was 8-5 in 2023. Almost every standard ranked P12 #2, maybe #3.

TFL

Aug 21, 5:24pm

And Utah beat none of the good teams

Huge Manatee

Aug 21, 5:25pm

I appreciate your cordial post after I was very obnoxious. I don’t know about

ColonelMustard

Aug 21, 8:03pm

No worries. That’s the glory of CB.

TFL

Aug 21, 11:31pm

I never said Utah would struggle this year. In fact they have the easiest

ColonelMustard

Aug 22, 1:34pm

Need rising to stay healthy though. Wilson is talented but not experienced enough

TFL

Aug 21, 1:54pm

could happen, but ridiculous to "mark it down in Crimson". All it will take...

runnincoug

Aug 21, 1:56pm

One crucial piece of missing information is in-helmet communications.

Longseason

Aug 21, 1:57pm

Most under-discussed element of the upcoming season

threezeroeight

Aug 21, 1:59pm

We know how they did last year: They were 2-5 after it was discovered.

AZ Coug

Aug 21, 2:00pm

If their AV department is in charge of helmet comms, they will fail miserably.

cosmohio

Aug 21, 2:50pm

With the radio he can fit in his helmet, Cam Rising could change his ...

RoboKayne

Aug 21, 3:41pm

I imagine the echo will be a problem.

2ndTrombone

Aug 21, 8:20pm

"I couldn't care less"

Niiineteeen84

Aug 21, 1:58pm

That was the best line in the article, comedy gold

StoneyCurtis

Aug 21, 4:16pm

Did you know that, thanks to literary masters like Monson, "could care less" is

CougarLegend

Aug 21, 4:46pm

There is 0 chance they will host the first round. They could win the big 12

johnnybyu

Aug 21, 1:59pm

When someone makes a prediction

TLCougar

Aug 21, 2:02pm

It makes you want Utah to lose every game.

BYUCougarsFan

Aug 21, 2:03pm

Monson is a clown

44C

Aug 21, 2:09pm

What could go wrong?

whoneedscorners?

Aug 21, 2:17pm

Multiple 8-4 seasons and two Rose bowl losses = CFP playoffs. Makes sense.

DoomGuy

Aug 21, 2:17pm

Just takes one good hit on rising for the dream to be over.

WDaddy

Aug 21, 2:18pm

So September 14th against Utah State?

JAGA97

Aug 21, 2:23pm

Wish we had Kyle Van Noy or a Kaufusi to knock him flat

44C

Aug 21, 2:25pm

Jordan Pendleton

Six Foot Seven

Aug 21, 2:40pm

Love it

44C

Aug 21, 3:44pm

I promise you

TFL

Aug 21, 4:13pm

Wow - cleaned his clock

StoneyCurtis

Aug 21, 4:21pm

So, wanting to injure a player is a good thing?

ImaFBfan

Aug 21, 5:52pm

Nah just humble them

44C

Aug 21, 7:37pm

They are all assuming that Rising will be an elite level QB

Huge Manatee

Aug 21, 2:20pm

What a schmuck.

Zerigke Ally Zerigke

Aug 21, 2:32pm

"it is what it is" 😆 "IT" Literally isn't *anything* since SEASON HASNT STARTED

CougarLegend

Aug 21, 4:43pm

This is so delicious. Please pump up the fans with amazing expectations.

Captain Barnacles

Aug 21, 4:48pm

Might happen. Who knows?

Socrates Johnson

Aug 21, 4:53pm

Is he trying to jinx them?

BluesBrother

Aug 21, 5:54pm

Super cringe simping. Yuck.

Mjolnir

Aug 21, 6:22pm

Is “Emotion, nor love, has got nothing to do with it” correct English? If so,

BamaCoug

Aug 21, 7:48pm

No, it's not - that's pathetically bad and just embarrassing for a paid writer.

CatManBlue

Aug 22, 1:14am

A team can't win the Big12 AND host a first-round game...right? Don't the top 4 slots go to the conference champs, who

cougXor

Aug 21, 8:26pm

Do more than just… write it in the color of blood, the color of crimson…

AZPTCOUG

Aug 21, 8:36pm

Well it sounds like they’ve won the pre-season national championship

Srg

Aug 21, 8:38pm

Likely to be Utah's second national championship.

Real Men Wear Blue

Aug 21, 11:20pm

"Everyone respects Utah football" ... checks with Big Ten schools

Y05

Aug 22, 3:42am

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