“I am an Olympian, I didn’t win though because…”

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Aug 3, 2024
9:28:39am

AZPTCOUG All-American

“I am an Olympian, I didn’t win though because…”

“I’m too well endowed”.

Ultimate pick up line.

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AZPTCOUG

Previous username: bscores2
Bio page: AZPTCOUG
Joined: Dec 26, 2015
Last login: Sep 8, 2024
Total posts: 7,636 (7 FO)

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Messages

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Time

I try to keep personal stuff off CB but I saw this and felt like I should share.

fredetteaboutit13

Aug 3, 9:21am

“I am an Olympian, I didn’t win though because…”

AZPTCOUG

Aug 3, 9:28am

Should have gone with the smaller pole.

bluesloth

Aug 3, 9:32am

Some of us don't have that choice

Aug 3, 9:43am

Should have hopped into a cold pool before his jump.

Japan Coug

Aug 3, 9:35am

“My pole hit the bar. No, my other pole.”

NWCoug

Aug 3, 9:56am

Best CB humblebrag ever?

zonacougar

Aug 3, 10:01am

You just need to console that vaulter by telling him " something good will come from this experience".

zonacougar

Aug 3, 10:02am

Plot twist: this was the women’s pole vault.

JohnnyComeLately

Aug 3, 11:17am

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