Not a mountain lion. An African lion. But I was strong and held it off with a spare tire like I was Captain America holding his shield.
I woke up to my dogs growling and barking. Did I think, “oh yeah, Amazon overnight delivery must have came” like I have pretty much every other time there was an overnight delivery?
No.
My first thought was there must be a freaking lion in the house.
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